Hot Tip: Watch ‘The Onion’ Make Fun of Hyper-Real CGI ‘Ninja Turtles’ (NSFW)

If you thought the faces of the new hyper-realistic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were disturbing, wait until you see their dongs. This Onion piece is an instant classic:

What I’d like to know though: Was this piece sponsored by Paramount? It would appear to be studio-approved stealth advertising, which somehow makes it even funnier.