How to Enjoy Horton Hears a Who!

Instruction site eHow.com is known for posting some silly subjects, with equally silly solutions, but this latest one takes the cake: How to Enjoy ‘Horton Hears a Who!’

In the Things You’ll Need section they suggest:

• An appreciation for the works of Dr. Seuss
• A love of animated films
• The ability to feel young at heart

Oh, and don’t forget “step 5” of their six-step program:

• Get some merchandise to extend the magic

I really want to like Horton, but with hard-sell marketing like this (to paraphrase Dr. Seuss) Oh, the places they’ll go!

(Thanks, Joe Cabrera)